Friday, December 19, 2008 @ 9:28 AM

Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.
I wanna be so famous that everytime I fall in love, Oprah does something special about it.
I wanna be so famous that my ex-boyfriends have become so famous.
I wanna be so famous that I have to have my babies in Africa.
I wanna be so famous that I almost downloaded a person on the Internet.
So do you guys think they'll be a new paparazzi when we get there?
-by Jessica Simpson.