How pathetic these may sound, its nothing but the truth.

Clumsy Act #1:
My leg got stuck in some rubbish drain and to make things worst, I fell in front of a bunch of guys who were apparently still laughing their asses right now. For no sensible reason eh my leg terselit inside that rubbish drain. Got 4 eyes already still buta. Apa nak jadi daaaaaaaaa.

Clumsy Act #2:
I was busy reading an sms and was already late for work. I walked straight, the normal path I take. The next moment I realised, why am I moving backwards? I was actually on the wrong side of the escalator. Aku gi naik escalator yang nak turon, betapa cerdik nya otak aku ni.
This one joke of the year I tell you.

Clumsy Act #3:
Have yet to come.
Why, you all think I so clumsy ah must until 3, 4, 5, 6 meh. Haha.